Your Yearly Reminder of How to be More Awesome

1) Always overtip waitresses at breakfast diners. Always. No one works harder for less in the food industry IMHO.

2) Stop being a piece of shit. If you hold the door open for someone and they don’t thank you, which leads to you getting upset, you are a piece of shit.

Do things for others without expecting a “thank you.” Do kind things because it is the right thing to do.

3) That thing you hate about yourself? That you blame your parents on?

True, it is your parent’s fault for instilling that on you, but it is YOUR fault for staying that way.

Rock on.